S is for suits. Suit up!
W is for What Would Swarley Do? Anything with boobs.
A is for “Awesome,” which is what my best friends Ted and Marshall are.
R is what a pirate says. Happy, Marshall?
L is for “L Swarley,” my Mexican counterpart.
E is for “Everybody call me Swarley from now on because that is my name.”
Y is for “Y not check out SWARLEY.COM”